| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
A whisper with weight. A quiet revolution.
“I know this is all a hologram, but I’m glad I’m here.”
This one’s for the people who see the illusion clearly—and still choose to participate with heart.
For the grounded mystics.
The dimensional wanderers.
The ones who can hold the cosmic joke and the human experience at the same time.
It’s quantum awareness in wearable form.
A nod to those who understand the projection… but still show up with presence, humor, and intention.
Printed boldly on the back so whoever’s behind you gets a little existential nudge of their own.
Crafted from breathable Heather-blended Bella+Canvas fabric, this unisex tee is soft, lightweight, and quietly structured. Ethical. Sweatshop-free. Sustainably made. It’s comfortable enough for everyday life—even if everyday life is just a very convincing simulation.
No illusions here—just quality, clarity, and a fit that feels like ease.
Why It Matters (and Why You’ll Love It):
• Made from breathable Heather blends for soft, all-day comfort
– Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
– Heather & Solid Blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
– Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric—ideal for layering or solo wear
• Retail fit with clean side seams for structure
• Ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape
• Tear-away label for irritation-free comfort
• High-quality printing that keeps the message crisp
• Bella+Canvas: ethical, sustainable, and proudly sweatshop-free
Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
• Turn garment inside out to preserve artwork
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Iron, steam, or dry medium heat
• Do not dry clean
• Wash, wear, remember. Reality may bend, but good fabric doesn’t.
Perfect for consciousness explorers, playful philosophers, and anyone who lives between dimensions but still makes their morning coffee.
It may be a hologram.
You may be a visitor.
But you’re here—and you look good doing it.
