| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
A cheeky pickup. A cosmic invitation.
“Hey sexy, let’s meet in the quantum field.”
This is not your average flirtation.
It’s for the ones who understand that chemistry starts in the unseen.
Who play with probabilities.
Who know attraction is energetic long before it’s physical.
A wink for the spiritually single.
A nudge for the dimension-jumpers.
A message printed boldly on the back so someone behind you suddenly wonders why their heart rate just spiked.
Crafted from breathable Heather-blended Bella+Canvas fabric, this unisex tee is soft, lightweight, and ready for high-frequency encounters. Ethically made in WRAP-certified, sweatshop-free facilities, it’s built for comfort across timelines, realities, and whatever dimension your dating life wanders into next.
It’s smooth.
It’s clever.
It’s a little dangerous—in the best way.
Why It Matters (and Why You’ll Love It):
• Made from breathable Heather blends for soft, all-day comfort
– Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
– Heather & Solid Blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
– Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric—equal parts cozy and airy
• Retail fit with clean side seams for modern structure
• Ribbed knit collar that keeps its shape
• Tear-away label for irritation-free comfort
• High-quality printing that keeps the message sharp and flirty
• Bella+Canvas: ethical, sustainable, and proudly sweatshop-free
Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
• Turn garment inside out to preserve artwork
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Iron, steam, or dry medium heat
• Do not dry clean
• Wash, wear, repeat. The frequency stays high.
Perfect for conscious daters, spiritual flirts, meditation-circle charmers, and anyone who knows that true connection happens in the field before it shows up on the calendar.
Soft fabric. Bold message. Frequencies rising.