| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
A whisper with weight. A quiet revolution.
“I know this is all a hologram, but I’m glad you’re here.”
A message for the ones who see the illusion clearly—and still choose to meet others with warmth, presence, and a sense of cosmic humor.
For the people who understand the projection but still show up in it, fully.
For the souls who can hold both the unreality of it all and the beauty of connection.
It’s quantum awareness stitched into fabric.
A gentle acknowledgment to anyone standing behind you:
None of this is real.
And yet—you matter here.
Crafted from breathable Heather-blended Bella+Canvas fabric, this unisex tee feels soft in all the right ways and steady where it counts. Lightweight, durable, ethically made, and designed to move with you through whatever this simulated day brings. WRAP-certified and sweatshop-free, it honors the hands that made it and the humans who read it.
No distortion. No glitches.
Just quality, intention, and a timeline you chose to inhabit.
Why It Matters (and Why You’ll Love It):
• Made from breathable Heather blends for soft, all-day comfort
– Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
– Heather & Solid Blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
– Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric—ideal for layering or solo wear
• Retail fit with clean side seams for modern structure
• Ribbed knit collar that holds its shape
• Tear-away label for irritation-free comfort
• High-quality printing that keeps the message crisp and dimensional
• Bella+Canvas: ethical, sustainable, and proudly sweatshop-free
Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
• Turn garment inside out to preserve artwork
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Iron, steam, or dry medium heat
• Do not dry clean
• Wash, wear, remember. Reality may wobble, but good fabric stays true.
Perfect for consciousness explorers, playful philosophers, and anyone who knows how surreal this all is—but still values being here with others.
It may be a hologram.
But you’re here.
And I’m glad you are.
