| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
A whisper with weight. A quiet revolution.
“I know this is all a hologram, but I’m glad I’m here.”
This shirt is for those who see through the illusion—but still choose to show up with presence, love, and a wink. It’s quantum awareness wrapped in cotton, a message that says: I know this is just a projection… but I’m still going to make it meaningful.
Made from ethically grown 100% US cotton, this unisex heavy cotton tee is soft, sturdy, and ready for your very real day inside this very unreal world. No side seams = no distractions. Just clean lines, breathable fabric, and a timeless fit that moves with you—from coffee runs to cosmic conversations.
With premium print clarity and a relaxed classic cut, this isn’t just a shirt—it’s a dimensional nod to those who know and still show up.
Why It Matters (and Why You’ll Love It)
•100% ethically grown US cotton—sustainable, breathable, durable
•Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz) for year-round wear
•Smooth surface for crisp, vivid printing
•Classic fit with a clean crew neckline for effortless styling
•No side seams = no scratchy interruptions
•Oeko-Tex certified + produced under the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
•Tear-away label = zero itch, maximum freedom
Care Instructions
•Machine wash cold
•Tumble dry low
•No bleach, no ironing over the print, no dry cleaning
•Just wear, wash, and repeat—your reality may shift, but this tee won’t
Perfect for consciousness explorers, playful philosophers, and anyone dancing between the dimensions with style.
It may be a hologram. But you’re here. And you look good.
