My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.
My chakras are (mostly) aligned.

My chakras are (mostly) aligned.

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 A little centered. A little chaotic. Fully human.

“My chakras are (mostly) aligned.”

 

This tee is for the spiritually aware but occasionally unhinged.

For the people who meditate… sometimes.

Who sage their house but still have one favorite grudge tucked in a drawer.

Who believe in energy work but also in snacks.

 

It’s the perfect translation of: I’m doing my best, please don’t test me today.

 

Printed boldly on the back, it tells anyone standing behind you that balance is a journey—not a personality trait. And today? You’re somewhere between grounded and “I swear I’m trying.”

 

Crafted from breathable Heather-blended Bella+Canvas fabric, this unisex tee is soft enough for savasana, structured enough for real life, and comfortable enough to wear through every level of alignment (or misalignment). Ethical. Sweatshop-free. Designed with a retail fit that moves with you—spiritually or otherwise.

 

It’s not perfection.

It’s not enlightenment.

It’s honesty with a wink.

 

Why It Matters (and Why You’ll Love It):

 

• Made from breathable Heather blends for soft, all-day comfort

  – Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

  – Heather & Solid Blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester

  – Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

 

• Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric—the sweet spot between cozy and airy

• Retail fit with clean side seams for real structure

• Ribbed knit collar that stays put

• Tear-away label for irritation-free comfort

• High-quality printing that keeps the message sharp

• Bella+Canvas: ethical, sustainable, and proudly sweatshop-free

 

Care Instructions:

 

• Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)

• Turn garment inside out to preserve artwork

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Tumble dry low

• Iron, steam, or dry medium heat

• Do not dry clean

• Wash, wear, remember. Alignment is optional—comfort isn’t.

 

Perfect for yoga dropouts, crystal collectors, shadow workers, and anyone balancing their root chakra with coffee and hope.

Align-ish is a vibe.

 

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