| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
10.40 |
10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
A contract disguised as a shirt. A warning disguised as a wake-up.
Warranty Policy:
“The True Self has possession of this body for a limited time. The body is to be used for activities deemed necessary by the True Self and should not be used for anything else. The use of the body will be revoked at an unknown time in the future. This revocation may occur without notice, anywhere, anytime, and in any manner. There will be no opportunity for negotiation or extensions. By accepting this agreement, you acknowledge that the terms are final and non-negotiable.”
This shirt isn’t for the faint of heart.
It’s a fine-print reminder that your time here is not a guarantee.
That your body is on loan. That your True Self is the only one authorized to decide how it’s used.
It won’t sugarcoat mortality.
It won’t pretend there’s more time than there is.
But it will call you to remember who’s really in charge—and why you’re here.
Crafted from breathable Heather-blended fabric, this unisex tee is soft on the skin and sharp in message. With a retail fit, side seams for structure, and a shape-retaining collar, it’s built to last—but not forever. Just like the vessel it covers.
Bella+Canvas manufactures this shirt using sustainable, sweatshop-free practices and WRAP Platinum certification—because if you’re going to wear a reminder of impermanence, it should be made with care.
Because truth comes with an expiration date.
Why It Matters (and Why You’ll Love It):
• Made from breathable Heather blends for soft, all-day comfort
– Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
– Heather & Solid Blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
– Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) for year-round layering or solo wear
• Side seams and shoulder tape provide structure and durability
• Ribbed knit collar retains shape wear after wear
• Tear-away label = irritation-free comfort
• Advanced printing for vivid, long-lasting designs
• Made by Bella+Canvas: ethical, sustainable, and sweatshop-free
• Easy to dress up or down—perfect for accessorizing with your own style
Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low
• Iron, steam, or dry medium heat
• Do not dry clean
• Wear mindfully. This contract doesn’t auto-renew.
For the embodied souls, the deep rememberers, the ones who know this body is not the whole story.
Wear it like a permission slip. Or a countdown.
Your time here is limited.
Use the body accordingly.
