| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
My Quantum Self
A whisper in stereo. A paradox in motion.
“My quantum self whispers sweet nothings in one ear and sweet everythings in the other.”
This tee holds multitudes—just like you. It’s playful, profound, and slightly disorienting in the best way. A cosmic flirtation with consciousness, a message from your multidimensional self, and a wearable wink to anyone tuned in.
Made from ethically grown 100% US cotton, this unisex heavy cotton tee is soft, sturdy, and ready to accompany you through all timelines, to-do lists, and tiny awakenings. No side seams = no static. Just smooth, breathable fabric and a classic fit that’s versatile enough for quantum dates, grocery store revelations, or your next walk between worlds.
With vivid print clarity and a relaxed cut, this tee isn’t just clever—it’s a frequency. A signal. A stylish glitch in the matrix.
Why It Matters (and Why You’ll Love It):
• 100% ethically grown US cotton—sustainable, breathable, durable
• Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz) for year-round dimension-hopping
• Smooth print surface for vibrant, high-clarity design
• Classic fit with a clean crew neckline that suits any timeline
• No side seams = comfort across all realities
• Oeko-Tex certified and produced under the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
• Tear-away label = no itch, no interference
Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• Don’t bleach, iron the print, or dry clean
• Just wear, wash, and repeat as needed—truth wears well
Perfect for quantum romantics, metaphysical mischief-makers, and anyone whose soul speaks in paradox. Give it to someone who gets it—or wear it when your timeline needs a little poetic distortion.
Soft fabric. Multiversal message. Frequencies aligned.
